Doctor Who, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Pokemon, Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, Marvel, DC, Game of Thrones, Firefly. Batman, the Weasley twins, Legolas, Tyrion Lannister, Loki. Tom Hiddleston. Random funny stuff.
Food might pop up every once in a while too, I like food quite a bit.
reverse hades/persephone, where the young daughter of summer uses plant magic to ensnare the lord of darkness and keep him prisoner in a beautiful garden above ground. Eventually, enchanted by her cleverness and wild youth he agrees to eat six pomegranate seeds and stay with her for half of every year.
Can we all just take a moment to reflect on the fact that Idina Menzel has made her career by saying “Fuck all of you basic bitches” through song?
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
we get from parent sex jokes to hitler
All conversations eventually lead to Hitler
Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE